In Ur Mordor…Steelin Ur Reengz

From ICanHasCheezburger comes this:

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(With sincerest apologies to Led Zeppelin):

Leebz r fawlin awl arown,
It b tym ai wuz awn mai wai.
Kthxbai 2 u, ai b much oblyjd
4 such a plehzunt stai.
But nao it b tym 4 meh 2 go,
Teh awtum moon lyts mai wai.
4 nao ai smelz teh rayn,
N wif it payn,
N it b heded mai wai.
Ah, sometyms ai gro so tyrd,
But ai noes ai gots wun fing ai got 2 do,

Rambl Awn,
N nao b teh tym, teh tym b nao
2 meow mai sawng.
Ai b goin rownd teh wurld,
Ai can has mah gurlkitteh? Awn mai wai.
Ai bin dis wai ten yeers 2 teh dai, Rambl Awn,
Gotta fynd teh kween ob awl mai dreemz.

Got no tym 2 4 spreadin’ roots,
Teh tym haz com 2 be gawn.
N tho’ ar helth wii drunked a fouzund tyms,
It b tym 2 Rambl Awn.

Rambl Awn,
N nao b teh tym, teh tym b nao
2 meow mai sawng.
Ai b goin rownd teh wurld,
Ai can has mah gurlkitteh? Awn mai wai.
Ai bin dis wai ten yeers 2 teh dai, Rambl Awn,
Gotta fynd teh kween ob awl mai dreemz.

Ai no tellins teh lyz.
Mynz a tayl dat cant b told,
Mai friidum ai holdz deer;
Hao yeerz ago n daiz ov old
Wen majik filld teh air,
Twuz n teh darkest deps ov Mordor
Ai met a gurlkitteh so fayr,
But Gollum, n teh ebil wun krept up
N slipd awai wif her.
Her, her….yea.
Aint nuffin ai can do, no.

Rambl Awn,
N nao b teh tym, teh tym b nao
2 meow mai sawng.
Ai b goin rownd teh wurld,
Ai can has mah gurlkitteh? Awn mai wai.
Ai bin dis wai ten yeers 2 teh dai, Rambl Awn,
Gotta fynd teh kween ob awl mai dreemz.

Gonna rambl awn, meow mai sawng
Gotta keep-a-surchin’ 4 mai babeh…
Gonna wurk mai wai, rownd teh wurld
Ai cant stawp dis feelin’ n mai hart
Gotta keep searchin’ 4 mai babeh
Ai cant fynd mai blue bukkit!
Ai lisen 2 mai blue bukkit seeng but ai cant fynd mai blue bukkit
A-keep-a ramblin’ babeh…

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