Fluffy Reporting Live From Downtown Philly

From I Can Has Cheezburger:funny picturesto the tune of “Dirty Laundry” by Don Henley Ai maded mah livin off teh ebbenin nooz
I can has sumting, sumting I cans yooz?
Hoomins lurvz it win u looz, thems lurvz dirtee lawndrees

Wel ai culda bin a aktr, but ai wownd up heer
Ai jus has 2 luk gud, ai no has 2 b cleer
Come n wispr n mah eer, we can has dirtee lawndrees?

Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em al arown

We has a bubblhededed bleech-blond, comes on at 5
Her can tells u abowt teh playn crash wif a gleem n hers i
Its intristin win peeplz dy, we can has dirtee lawndrees?

We can has film ov teh operashun? Is teh hed ded yet?
U noes teh boyz n teh noozroom has a runnin bet
Git teh widow on teh set, we needz dirtee lawndrees

U no need 2 find owt wat’s goin on
U no wants 2 noes just hao far its gawn
Jus leev well enuff alonz, u can has ur dirtee lawndrees

Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere stiff, Kik em all arown

Dirtee little seekrits, dirtee lil lyz
We has ar dirtee lil fingrz n ebbrybodee’s pie
Lurvz 2 cut u daon 2 syz, we lurvz dirtee lawndrees

We can do teh inyoondo, we can dans n seeng
Win its sed n dun, we no told u a fing
We al noes dat crap is teh king, gib us dirtee lawndrees

Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere stiff, Kik em al arown

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