Happynez iz…

From I Can Has Cheezburger:

funny pictures

There are two songs I could do here. The first one I came up with is a parody of “Happiness is…” from the musical “You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown”:

Happynez iz fyndeeng a pensul.
piiza wif sawsuj
tellin teh tym.
Happynez iz lurnin 2 wissul.
tyeeng ur shoo 4 teh veree furstee tym.

Happynez iz plaieeng teh drum n ur own skool band.
N Happynez iz walkin han n han.
Happynez iz 2 kinds ov ais creem.
noesing a sekrit.
klymin a trii.
Happynez iz 5 difrunt cra-onz.
getting a fyrfli.
setin him frii.

Happynez iz bein aloan ebbry nao n den.
N Happynez iz comin hoam agin.
Happynez iz moarnin n eebnin,
dai tym n nyte tyme 2.
4 Happynez iz neone n nefing at awl
dat’s lurved bai u.

Happynez iz hasing a sistr.
shayrin a cheezburgr.
gettin alawng.
Happynez iz seengin togevvur wen dai is froo,
N Happynez iz doze hoo seeng wif u.
Happynez iz moarnin n eebnin,
dai tym n nyte tyme 2.
4 Happynez iz neone n nefing at awl
dat’s lurved bai u.

The next one, which a lot of cheezfrendz seem to believe the picture is a reference to, is the Beatles’ song “Happiness Is A Warm Gun”:

Her nawt a gurl hoo misses much
Do do do do do do
oh, yeh
Her well akwayntud wif
teh tuch ov teh velvet paw
Lyk a lizurd awn a windo payn
Teh hoomin n teh crowd wif teh
multycolord mirrur awn hims hobnayl boots
Lyin wif hims aiz wyl hims
hands r bizzee wurkin ovrtym
A soap mpreshun ov hims wyf wich
him nom-nom-nommed n donaytd 2 teh Nashunul Trust

Ai can haz fix coz ai goin daon?
Daon 2 teh bits dat ai left uptaon
Ai can haz fix coz ai goin daon?
Mommy Soopurreeur jump teh butt
Mommy Soopurreeur jump teh butt
Mommy Soopurreeur jump teh butt
Mommy Soopurreeur jump teh butt
Mommy Soopurreeur jump teh butt
Mommy Soopurreeur jump teh butt

Happynez iz a warm butt
(scratch, scratch, purr, purr)
Happynez iz a warm butt mama
(scratch, scratch, purr, purr)
Wen ai snorgle u n mah arms
n ai feel mai feengur awn ur butt
Ai noes nobodee can do meh no harm
Becoz Happynez iz a warm butt mama
Happynez iz a warm butt, yes it is
Happynez iz a warm, yes it is, butt
Ah, don’t you know that
Happynez iz a warm butt mama

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