Archive for September, 2008

Lolrus N Teh Karpintur

September 11, 2008

funny pictures

Teh sun wuz shinnin on teh C,
Shinnin wit awl hims myt:
Him can did hims veree bestest 2 mayk
Teh billos smoof n bryt–
N dis wuz odd, cos it b
Teh middl ov teh nitey-nites.

Teh moon wuz shinnin sulkily,
Cos her thot teh sun
Had got no bidnes 2 b dere
After teh dai wuz dun–
“Tis veree rood ov hims,” her sed,
“2 com n spoyl teh fun!”

Teh C wuz wet as wet culd b,
Teh catsands wer drai as drai.
U culd nawt c a cloud, cos
No cloud wuz in teh sky:
No birdz wuz flyin ovrhed–
Dere wuz no birdz 2 fly.

Teh Lolrus n teh Karpintur
Wuz walkin clos at han;
Dey mounrzd lyk n-e-ting 2 c
Such quant…kwant…maneez catsand:
“If dis wuz onlee skoopd awai,”
Dey sed, “it wood b grand!”

“If 7 maids can has 7 skoopz
Skoopt it 4 haf a yeer.
Does u spose,” teh Lolrus sed,
“Dat dey culd get it cleer?”
“Ai dowt it,” sed teh Karpintur,
N hims cryeded a bitter tear.

“O Oysturs, come n walk wit us!”
Teh Lolrus did b’seech.
“A plesnt walkies, a plesnt tawlk,
Alowng teh brinee beech:
We can has no maor den 4?,
We can gibs hand 2 eech?”

Teh oldy Oystur lukd at him,
But nevr a wurd him sed:
Teh oldy Oystur winkd hims I,
N shuk hims hevee hed–
Meening 2 sai leeve the oystur bed – DO NOT WANT!

But 4 baybee Oysturs hurryd up,
Awl eagr 4 teh treetz:
Thems cotes wuz brushd, thems faces washd,
Dere shoos wuz cleen n neet–
N dis wuz odd, cos, u noes,
Dem has no feets.

4 ovver Oysturs fawlod dem,
N yet anudder 4;
N thick n fast dey caym at last,
N more, n more, n more–
Awl hoppin thru teh frothee wayvs,
N scramblin 2 teh shor.

Teh Lolrus n teh Karpintur
Can has walkies 4 a myl or so,
N den dey restd awn a rawk
Conven..Konveen…veree ez n lo:
N awl teh lil Oysturs stood
N waytd n a row.

“Teh tym has come,” teh Lolrus sed,
“2 tawlk ov manee tings:
Ov shoos–n ships–n Ceilingcat-wax–
Ov cabbijus–n kings–
And why teh C is boiling hot–
N whevver pigs can has weengs.”

“But wayt a bit,” teh Oysturs cryd,
“B4 we can has our chat;
4 sum ov us is owt ov breth,
N awl ov us is teh fat!”
“No hurry!” sed teh Karpintur.
Dey kthxbai him much 4 dat.

“We can has bred?,” teh Lolrus sed,
“dat’s wut we cheeflee needs:
Pepr n vinagur besydz
B very gud indeed–
Nao if ur redee, Oysturs deer,
We can begin 2 nom-nom-nom.”

“But nawt on us!” teh Oysturs cryded,
Turnin a lil bloo.
“Aftr such kindness, dat wuld b
A dismal ting 2 do!”
“Teh nyte is fyn,” teh Lolrus sed.
“Do u admyr teh vyoo?

“It wuz so kynd ov u 2 come!
N u is veree nys!”
Teh Karpintur sed nuthin but
“I can has anover slys?
I wish u were nawt kwyt so def–
I’ve had 2 aks u twice!”

“It b a shaym,” teh Lolrus sed,
“2 plai dem such a trik,
Aftr we’ve brot dem owt so far,
N maded dem trot so qwik!”
Teh Hoomin sed nuffin but
“Teh butterz spred 2 thik!”

“I weep 4 u,” teh Lolrus sed:
“I deeplee symp…simp…unnerstenz.”
Wit sobs n teers him sortd owt
Dose ov teh larjist syz,
Holdin hims tishoo
B4 hims streemin eyez.

“O Oysturs,” sed teh Karpintur,
“U did has a pleasunt run!
Shal we b trottin hoam agin?’
But ansur caym dere none–
N dis wuz scarsly odd, cos
Dey’d nom-nom-nom-nommed ebbry1

I M Teh Lolrus

September 11, 2008

Humorous Pictures

Ai iz Him as U iz Him as U iz Meh
N We b awl togevver
C hao dey run lyk piggehs frum a gun
C hao dey flai
Ai b teh sad
Sittin awn a cormflayk
Waytin 4 teh van to come
Korporayshun TeeShurt
Stoopy Bludee Toozdai
Hoomin, u bin a nawtee boi
U let ur fays growed lawng
Ai iz teh Bukket
Dey are teh Eggmen
Ai iz teh Lolrus
GOO GOO GA JOOB

Mr. Sitee Pleechoomin
Sittin pretee lil Pleechoomins n a row
C hao dey fly
Lyk Lucy n teh sky
C hao dey run
Ai b teh sad
Ai b teh sad
Ai b teh sad
Ai b teh sad
Yello mattur custrd
Drippin frum a ded goggie’s I L
krabalokkur fishwyf
Pornagrafik Preestiss
Boi, u bin a nawtee gurl
U let ur nikkers daon
Ai iz teh Bukket
Dey are teh Eggmen
Ai iz teh Lolrus
GOO GOO GA JOOB

Sittin n a engerland gardin
Waytin 4 teh sun
If teh sun no come
U can has a tan frum
Standin in teh engerland rayn
Ai iz teh Bukket
Dey are teh Eggmen
Ai iz teh Lolrus
GOO GOO GA JOOB

Expurt Texpurt
Chokin smokurs
Dont u fink teh Jokur
LOL’s at U?
Ho-Ho-Ho-Hee-Hee-Hee-Ha-Ha-HA!
C hao dey smyl
Lyk piggehs n a sty
C hao dey snyd
Ai b Teh sad
Simoleena Pilchurd
Clymbin up teh Eiff-Aiff…big poyntee tower n France
Elementree Pengwin
Singin Haree Krishna
Hoomin u shoulda seed dem
Kikin Edgur Allen Po
Ai iz teh Bukket
Dey are teh Eggmen
Ai iz teh Lolrus
GOO GOO GA JOOB

(Oompah, oompah stik it n ur jumper!
Ebberywun can has one, ebberywun can has one!)