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Piggeh Kittehs

March 11, 2008

Oh, look, a kitty in a pig costume.

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Kittehs
(To the tune of “Piggies” by The Beatles)

Has u seen teh littl kittehs
Crawln n teh durt?
N 4 all teh littl kittehs
Life iz getin wurs
Dey can has teh durt 2 play aroun n?

Has u seen teh bigr kittehs
N ther starchd wite shurts?
U wil find teh bigr kittehs
Stirin up teh dirt
Dey can has teh cleen shurts 2 play aroun n?

N their boxes wit all their littr
Dey dont care wat goez on aroun
N their lives dey alwayz purrgle
Dey can has dam gud snorgle?

Evrywere dere’s lots o’ kittehs
Livin kitteh lives
U can see dem owt for din-din
Wit dere kitteh wivez
Dey no needz forkz or knivez to nom dere
cheezburgerz

 

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Kitteh Layn

March 11, 2008

From I Can Has Cheezburger:

Humorous Pictures

What inspired me to write the song parody was the roundabout on the car mat.

N Kitteh Layn dere b a barburs fotos…let him sho u dem
Ov ebbry hed he can has teh pleshur 2 noes.
N awl teh hoomins dat come n goes
Stop n sai o hai.

Awn teh kornur b a bayncur wif a moturcar,
Teh lil kittehs lol at him behynd hims bak.
N teh bayncur nebber warez a mac
N teh porin rayn, very straynj.

Kitteh Layn b n mah eers n n mah I’z.
Dere beeneef teh bloo supurrbun skyz
Ai sit, n meenwyl bak

N Kitteh Layn dere b a fyrhoomin wif an owrglas
N n hims pokkit b a pikchur of teh Queen.
Him lyks 2 keep hims fyr enjun kleen,
It b a kleen masheen.

Kitteh Layn b n mah eers n n mah I’z.
A 4 ov fish n feengur pyz
N summr, meenwyl bak

Bhynd teh sheltr n teh middle ov teh rown…roun…cirklee fing
Teh prettee noors b sellin popeez frum a trai
N tho her feelz as if her in a plai
Her is newayz.

In Kitteh Layn teh barbur shayvz anuvver customr,
Wii c teh bayncur sittin waytin 4 a trim.
N den teh fyrhoomin rushes n
Frum teh pouring rayn, very straynj.

Kitteh Layn b n mah eers n n mah I’z.
Dere beeneef teh bloo supurrbun skyz
Ai sit, n meenwyl bak
Kitteh Layn b n mah eers n n mah I’z.
Dere beeneef teh bloo supurrbun skyz,
Kitteh Layn.