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Lolbstr Kwadrill

August 1, 2008

 

 

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Wil u walk a lil fastr
Sed teh Wytin 2 teh Snayl
Deres a Porpus rite bhynd us
N hims tredn awn mah tayl

C hao eegrlee teh Lolbstrs
N teh Turtlols awl advans
Dey b sitin awn teh sheengl
Wil u com n joyn teh dans?

Wil u wont u
Wil u wont u
joyn teh dans?

Wil u wont u
Wil u wont u
joyn teh dans?

C hao eegrlee teh Lolbstrs
N teh Turtlols awl advans
Dey is sitin awn teh sheengl
Wil u com n joyn teh dans?

Wil u wont u
Wil u wont u
joyn teh dans?

Wil u wont u
Wil u wont u
joyn teh dans?

 

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Piggeh Kittehs

March 11, 2008

Oh, look, a kitty in a pig costume.

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Kittehs
(To the tune of “Piggies” by The Beatles)

Has u seen teh littl kittehs
Crawln n teh durt?
N 4 all teh littl kittehs
Life iz getin wurs
Dey can has teh durt 2 play aroun n?

Has u seen teh bigr kittehs
N ther starchd wite shurts?
U wil find teh bigr kittehs
Stirin up teh dirt
Dey can has teh cleen shurts 2 play aroun n?

N their boxes wit all their littr
Dey dont care wat goez on aroun
N their lives dey alwayz purrgle
Dey can has dam gud snorgle?

Evrywere dere’s lots o’ kittehs
Livin kitteh lives
U can see dem owt for din-din
Wit dere kitteh wivez
Dey no needz forkz or knivez to nom dere
cheezburgerz

 

Kitteh Layn

March 11, 2008

From I Can Has Cheezburger:

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What inspired me to write the song parody was the roundabout on the car mat.

N Kitteh Layn dere b a barburs fotos…let him sho u dem
Ov ebbry hed he can has teh pleshur 2 noes.
N awl teh hoomins dat come n goes
Stop n sai o hai.

Awn teh kornur b a bayncur wif a moturcar,
Teh lil kittehs lol at him behynd hims bak.
N teh bayncur nebber warez a mac
N teh porin rayn, very straynj.

Kitteh Layn b n mah eers n n mah I’z.
Dere beeneef teh bloo supurrbun skyz
Ai sit, n meenwyl bak

N Kitteh Layn dere b a fyrhoomin wif an owrglas
N n hims pokkit b a pikchur of teh Queen.
Him lyks 2 keep hims fyr enjun kleen,
It b a kleen masheen.

Kitteh Layn b n mah eers n n mah I’z.
A 4 ov fish n feengur pyz
N summr, meenwyl bak

Bhynd teh sheltr n teh middle ov teh rown…roun…cirklee fing
Teh prettee noors b sellin popeez frum a trai
N tho her feelz as if her in a plai
Her is newayz.

In Kitteh Layn teh barbur shayvz anuvver customr,
Wii c teh bayncur sittin waytin 4 a trim.
N den teh fyrhoomin rushes n
Frum teh pouring rayn, very straynj.

Kitteh Layn b n mah eers n n mah I’z.
Dere beeneef teh bloo supurrbun skyz
Ai sit, n meenwyl bak
Kitteh Layn b n mah eers n n mah I’z.
Dere beeneef teh bloo supurrbun skyz,
Kitteh Layn.

Happynez iz…

March 11, 2008

From I Can Has Cheezburger:

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There are two songs I could do here. The first one I came up with is a parody of “Happiness is…” from the musical “You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown”:

Happynez iz fyndeeng a pensul.
piiza wif sawsuj
tellin teh tym.
Happynez iz lurnin 2 wissul.
tyeeng ur shoo 4 teh veree furstee tym.

Happynez iz plaieeng teh drum n ur own skool band.
N Happynez iz walkin han n han.
Happynez iz 2 kinds ov ais creem.
noesing a sekrit.
klymin a trii.
Happynez iz 5 difrunt cra-onz.
getting a fyrfli.
setin him frii.

Happynez iz bein aloan ebbry nao n den.
N Happynez iz comin hoam agin.
Happynez iz moarnin n eebnin,
dai tym n nyte tyme 2.
4 Happynez iz neone n nefing at awl
dat’s lurved bai u.

Happynez iz hasing a sistr.
shayrin a cheezburgr.
gettin alawng.
Happynez iz seengin togevvur wen dai is froo,
N Happynez iz doze hoo seeng wif u.
Happynez iz moarnin n eebnin,
dai tym n nyte tyme 2.
4 Happynez iz neone n nefing at awl
dat’s lurved bai u.

The next one, which a lot of cheezfrendz seem to believe the picture is a reference to, is the Beatles’ song “Happiness Is A Warm Gun”:

Her nawt a gurl hoo misses much
Do do do do do do
oh, yeh
Her well akwayntud wif
teh tuch ov teh velvet paw
Lyk a lizurd awn a windo payn
Teh hoomin n teh crowd wif teh
multycolord mirrur awn hims hobnayl boots
Lyin wif hims aiz wyl hims
hands r bizzee wurkin ovrtym
A soap mpreshun ov hims wyf wich
him nom-nom-nommed n donaytd 2 teh Nashunul Trust

Ai can haz fix coz ai goin daon?
Daon 2 teh bits dat ai left uptaon
Ai can haz fix coz ai goin daon?
Mommy Soopurreeur jump teh butt
Mommy Soopurreeur jump teh butt
Mommy Soopurreeur jump teh butt
Mommy Soopurreeur jump teh butt
Mommy Soopurreeur jump teh butt
Mommy Soopurreeur jump teh butt

Happynez iz a warm butt
(scratch, scratch, purr, purr)
Happynez iz a warm butt mama
(scratch, scratch, purr, purr)
Wen ai snorgle u n mah arms
n ai feel mai feengur awn ur butt
Ai noes nobodee can do meh no harm
Becoz Happynez iz a warm butt mama
Happynez iz a warm butt, yes it is
Happynez iz a warm, yes it is, butt
Ah, don’t you know that
Happynez iz a warm butt mama

Fluffy Reporting Live From Downtown Philly

March 11, 2008
From I Can Has Cheezburger:funny picturesto the tune of “Dirty Laundry” by Don Henley Ai maded mah livin off teh ebbenin nooz
I can has sumting, sumting I cans yooz?
Hoomins lurvz it win u looz, thems lurvz dirtee lawndrees

Wel ai culda bin a aktr, but ai wownd up heer
Ai jus has 2 luk gud, ai no has 2 b cleer
Come n wispr n mah eer, we can has dirtee lawndrees?

Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em al arown

We has a bubblhededed bleech-blond, comes on at 5
Her can tells u abowt teh playn crash wif a gleem n hers i
Its intristin win peeplz dy, we can has dirtee lawndrees?

We can has film ov teh operashun? Is teh hed ded yet?
U noes teh boyz n teh noozroom has a runnin bet
Git teh widow on teh set, we needz dirtee lawndrees

U no need 2 find owt wat’s goin on
U no wants 2 noes just hao far its gawn
Jus leev well enuff alonz, u can has ur dirtee lawndrees

Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere stiff, Kik em all arown

Dirtee little seekrits, dirtee lil lyz
We has ar dirtee lil fingrz n ebbrybodee’s pie
Lurvz 2 cut u daon 2 syz, we lurvz dirtee lawndrees

We can do teh inyoondo, we can dans n seeng
Win its sed n dun, we no told u a fing
We al noes dat crap is teh king, gib us dirtee lawndrees

Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere stiff, Kik em al arown

In Ur Mordor…Steelin Ur Reengz

March 11, 2008

From ICanHasCheezburger comes this:

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(With sincerest apologies to Led Zeppelin):

Leebz r fawlin awl arown,
It b tym ai wuz awn mai wai.
Kthxbai 2 u, ai b much oblyjd
4 such a plehzunt stai.
But nao it b tym 4 meh 2 go,
Teh awtum moon lyts mai wai.
4 nao ai smelz teh rayn,
N wif it payn,
N it b heded mai wai.
Ah, sometyms ai gro so tyrd,
But ai noes ai gots wun fing ai got 2 do,

Rambl Awn,
N nao b teh tym, teh tym b nao
2 meow mai sawng.
Ai b goin rownd teh wurld,
Ai can has mah gurlkitteh? Awn mai wai.
Ai bin dis wai ten yeers 2 teh dai, Rambl Awn,
Gotta fynd teh kween ob awl mai dreemz.

Got no tym 2 4 spreadin’ roots,
Teh tym haz com 2 be gawn.
N tho’ ar helth wii drunked a fouzund tyms,
It b tym 2 Rambl Awn.

Rambl Awn,
N nao b teh tym, teh tym b nao
2 meow mai sawng.
Ai b goin rownd teh wurld,
Ai can has mah gurlkitteh? Awn mai wai.
Ai bin dis wai ten yeers 2 teh dai, Rambl Awn,
Gotta fynd teh kween ob awl mai dreemz.

Ai no tellins teh lyz.
Mynz a tayl dat cant b told,
Mai friidum ai holdz deer;
Hao yeerz ago n daiz ov old
Wen majik filld teh air,
Twuz n teh darkest deps ov Mordor
Ai met a gurlkitteh so fayr,
But Gollum, n teh ebil wun krept up
N slipd awai wif her.
Her, her….yea.
Aint nuffin ai can do, no.

Rambl Awn,
N nao b teh tym, teh tym b nao
2 meow mai sawng.
Ai b goin rownd teh wurld,
Ai can has mah gurlkitteh? Awn mai wai.
Ai bin dis wai ten yeers 2 teh dai, Rambl Awn,
Gotta fynd teh kween ob awl mai dreemz.

Gonna rambl awn, meow mai sawng
Gotta keep-a-surchin’ 4 mai babeh…
Gonna wurk mai wai, rownd teh wurld
Ai cant stawp dis feelin’ n mai hart
Gotta keep searchin’ 4 mai babeh
Ai cant fynd mai blue bukkit!
Ai lisen 2 mai blue bukkit seeng but ai cant fynd mai blue bukkit
A-keep-a ramblin’ babeh…

Fedelitee Fidoosheearee Baync

January 22, 2008

Inspired by the “Banker Cat” picture from I Can Has Cheezburger, here is my remake of “Fidelity Fiduciary Bank” from the Walt Disney movie and musical, “Mary Poppins”:

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Fidlstix Kitteh! Yooz ur tupins 2 feed teh lolbirdz n wat do u has? Fat lolbirdz! Waytaminit…

But…

Eef u nvest ur tupins
Wyzlee n teh baync
Sayf n sownd
Soon dat tupins,
Sayflee nvested n teh baync,
Will compowndz

N jool acheeve dat sins ov conkwest
As ur affluins expandz
N teh pawz ov teh dyrektrs
Hoo nvest as propryetee demandz

U see, Hoomin, u’ll be part of
Bukkets 4 lolruses
karots 4 lolhamsterz
loadz n loadz ov cheezburgerz
sockses 4 teh goggies
Spyholz 4 teh ceilingcat 2 look thru

Aw frum tupins, proodntlee
Frootfulee, frooglee nvestd
N teh, 2 b spesifik,
N teh Dawz, Tomz
Mouselee, Grubz
Feedelitee Fidoosheearee Baync!

Nao, Hoomin,
Wen u deposit tupins n a baync akownt
Soon jool c
Dat it bloomz n2 credit ov a ginerus amownt
Semeeanyoolee
N u’ll acheev dat sens ov stachur
As ur nflooens expandz
To teh hi fynanchul strata
Dat establisheded credit nao commandz

U can has firstee n sekund trust deedz
Fink ov teh 4closhurz!
Bondz! Chattelz! Divdendz! Shayrz!
Bayncrupceez! Debtor saylz!

Opportuniteez!
Al manr ov pryvut ntrpryz!
Shipyardz! Teh merkantyl!
Collierez! Tannereez!
Ncorporashunz! Amalgamashunz! Bayncs!

Wyl stand teh bayncs ov Ingerland
Ingerland standz
Wen fal teh bayncs ov Ingerland
Ingerland fallz

U see, Hoomin
Al 4 teh lak ov
Tupins, pashentlee, cawshuslee trustenglee nvestd
N teh, 2 b spesifik,
N teh Dawz, Tomz
Mouselee, Grubz
Feedelitee Fidoosheearee Baync!