Posts Tagged ‘Internet’

In Ur Mordor…Steelin Ur Reengz

March 11, 2008

From ICanHasCheezburger comes this:

Humorous Pictures

(With sincerest apologies to Led Zeppelin):

Leebz r fawlin awl arown,
It b tym ai wuz awn mai wai.
Kthxbai 2 u, ai b much oblyjd
4 such a plehzunt stai.
But nao it b tym 4 meh 2 go,
Teh awtum moon lyts mai wai.
4 nao ai smelz teh rayn,
N wif it payn,
N it b heded mai wai.
Ah, sometyms ai gro so tyrd,
But ai noes ai gots wun fing ai got 2 do,

Rambl Awn,
N nao b teh tym, teh tym b nao
2 meow mai sawng.
Ai b goin rownd teh wurld,
Ai can has mah gurlkitteh? Awn mai wai.
Ai bin dis wai ten yeers 2 teh dai, Rambl Awn,
Gotta fynd teh kween ob awl mai dreemz.

Got no tym 2 4 spreadin’ roots,
Teh tym haz com 2 be gawn.
N tho’ ar helth wii drunked a fouzund tyms,
It b tym 2 Rambl Awn.

Rambl Awn,
N nao b teh tym, teh tym b nao
2 meow mai sawng.
Ai b goin rownd teh wurld,
Ai can has mah gurlkitteh? Awn mai wai.
Ai bin dis wai ten yeers 2 teh dai, Rambl Awn,
Gotta fynd teh kween ob awl mai dreemz.

Ai no tellins teh lyz.
Mynz a tayl dat cant b told,
Mai friidum ai holdz deer;
Hao yeerz ago n daiz ov old
Wen majik filld teh air,
Twuz n teh darkest deps ov Mordor
Ai met a gurlkitteh so fayr,
But Gollum, n teh ebil wun krept up
N slipd awai wif her.
Her, her….yea.
Aint nuffin ai can do, no.

Rambl Awn,
N nao b teh tym, teh tym b nao
2 meow mai sawng.
Ai b goin rownd teh wurld,
Ai can has mah gurlkitteh? Awn mai wai.
Ai bin dis wai ten yeers 2 teh dai, Rambl Awn,
Gotta fynd teh kween ob awl mai dreemz.

Gonna rambl awn, meow mai sawng
Gotta keep-a-surchin’ 4 mai babeh…
Gonna wurk mai wai, rownd teh wurld
Ai cant stawp dis feelin’ n mai hart
Gotta keep searchin’ 4 mai babeh
Ai cant fynd mai blue bukkit!
Ai lisen 2 mai blue bukkit seeng but ai cant fynd mai blue bukkit
A-keep-a ramblin’ babeh…

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S-A-T – Teh Cheezburgr Sekshun

January 21, 2008

The other day the popular website I Can Has Cheezburger posted the following image:

 SAT Question

In response, I have come up with the following questions which may or may not appear on a future revision of the SATs.  Please read the questions carefully, use only a #2 pencil to fill in the corresponding bubble sheet.  Please fill in the bubbles correctly and completely or the answer will not count.  Do not begin the test until I tell you to begin.  You will have 30 minutes to complete this section.  When you reach the -STOP- symbol at the end of the test please stop. When you have finished, you will close your test packet, turn your answer sheet over, and put your head down. You may scroll down to the first question and begin the test now.

Q1. Kitteh:Cheezburgr::Goggie:___________

A. Hamburgr
B. Hotdog
C. Zalad
D. Chikin Sammich

Q2. Lolrus:Bukkit::Goggie:___________

A. Sockses
B. Butterz
C. Cellular
D. Staplr

Teh nekst foo kweschuns relayt 2 teh fawloeen storee.

Ai is a lolrus. Ai losted mah bukkit abowt a yeer ago. Sum stoopy hoomins tuk mah bukkit. To comp…kompin…maded up 4 it dey gives meh a cellular. Dey den tuk mah cellular. Ai wuz teh sad. Ai den joynded a bukkit loss support groop. Ai has maded manee frends froo teh groop. Ai has been informd bai mah associates as to hoo tuk mah bukkit, n y dey tuk mah bukkit. Ai was awlso tolded dat mah bukkit b n Soviet Russia n dat it misses meh.

Q3. Hoo b tellin teh storee?

A. Kitteh
B. Goggie
C. Lolrus
D. Ceilingcat

Q4. Wut b teh nayratrs pryzd poseshun?

A. Cellular
B. Sockses
C. Cheezburgr
D. Bukkit

Q5. N wut locayshun wuz teh nayratrs pryzd poseshun fownded?

A. N teh hol wif Ceilingcat
B. Bafroom
C. Wif hoomin
D. Soviet Russia

Q6. Hao duz teh nayratr feel?

A. 😦
B. :\
C. :@
D. Awl ov teh abov

MATHS

Q7. Teh goggie has 4 sockses. A hoomin trys 2 taek a sockses. Hao manee sockses duz goggie hab?

A. 3
B. 2
C. 4 – Him warded off teh hoomin.
D. 1

Q8. Happycat receebs a cheezburger. Soon 3 frends sho up. Hao manee cheezburgerz duz Happycat need to shayr wif frends?

A. 3
B. 2 – one is a vegetamarian
C. 0 – He nommed teh cheezburger b4 dey arryvd
D. LOTS N LOTS OV CHEEZBURGERZ

spalin
Which b teh korekt spalin ov teh wurd dat goez n teh sentns?

Q9. I can has ___________?
A. Cheeseburger
B. Cheezburgr
C. Chzbrgr
D. Eevur B or C

Q10. I miss mah ____________.

A. Bucket
B. Bukkit
C. Fish
D. Cellular

Q11. Whut fudz b tastee n nootrishus?

A. Butterz
B. Broklee
C. Brusl Sprowtz
D. Marjrin

Q12. I maded u a _____________

A. Toast
B. Cawfee
C. Cookie
D. Tea

Q13. Whut did ai do wif ur fing I maded?

A. Eated it 😦
B. Drunkd it 😦
C. Gayv it to goggie 😦
D. Nuffin yet 🙂

Q14. Hoo b wachin u?

A. Goggie
B. Lolrus
C. Ceilingcat
D. Happycat

Q15. Wich wuns ar teh poyzun?

A. Red
B. Blue
C. Green
D. Orange

-STOP-